I know the title of this post is certainly enough of a warning that what follows are (how should I put this?) wieners and ta-tas.

Now, I know there is a social media perpetual conversation going on about the sexualization and acceptance of a woman’s (how should I put this?) teat? Nipple? Seeing how these parts are less NSFW (or should be, if modern feminism is to be believed), I will be starting with some nude woman torsos.  Here we see a woman with one exposed (how should I put this?) fun bag (which, by the hard roundness of it, appears implanted). And a giant detached hand belonging to a giant, unless this particular woman is a dwarf. It’s hard to tell if her arms are proportionate since they’ve been lobbed off.

Oh, she’s also an angel. She’s a dwarf angel with one exposed, fake tit, I guess. Pretty sure that’s NSFW and, for some, a real turn on. I’m sorry.
A photographer’s job, in some ways, is to edit his/her photos through composition. As you can see in the upper picture, I’ve tastefully used the horseman’s leg to block what may have been a big ole ding-dong hanging back there. I’m not sure there was one, but I know it wouldn’t be SFW.

Below, to drive the concept home, the little weenie could very well be hidden in the darkness of the silhouette. This way, we can’t know if it’s a big sausage or some much smaller peanut. But… it is a horseman.
There’s are some serious NSFW images coming, but I’ll ease you in with these pictures of men’s nipples, which, as we know, aren’t sexualized like women’s milk-makers are. Is that right or wrong? Not for me to say, but as a photographer, I should be able to take pictures of things the way they are without censorship (which is different from me choosing to edit via composition).

For instance, I know it’s gross, but in the following image, if you look close (at your own risk), you can see a tiny schmeckel (maybe a Yiddish word for penis is wrong here as it’s uncircumcised). Don’t look close if you’re at work as it’s NSFW!!

There might be the top of an old todger on the main torso of that image too, which looks weird, but it could turn someone on, I suppose, so it’s gotta be NSFW. By the way, I realize how offensive this post is to anyone with a human body who didn’t realize how unsafe their naked form was… for work.
I’ve been careful here to keep the dingle-dangles at a distance. The picture to the side has the same weenus as the one below, but I made the closer-up picture smaller and the distant one bigger just to keep the NSFW elements away from your eyes, if possible. Another good trick, in photography, to hide things that the masses don’t want to see, is obscure them in shadows!

By the way, butts are fine. Keep that in mind, butts have always been fine, but they’re funny, so they’re not ideal for fine art. And this website is fine art.

Pompeii is a porn town, it seems. I’m sorry. This picture to the side is a man and a woman, both nude. I don’t even need to say what parts are exposed, but they’re NSFW and I’m not sure what’s going on with the woman’s crotch, but it’s weird and you should stop looking at it.

Now, I need to admit to everyone that I know a man’s gennies are most abhorrent things to see (when unwanted or unrequested) on the face of the planet. I know this! Am I ashamed to have what I have between my legs? Yes. It’s decidedly disgusting and literally makes people furious if they are aware it’s there when they weren’t expecting to know that.

This is why I’m going to slowly show images of this blue angel man (notice the wings on the man below). You see, he’s completely nude. He’s offensively nude. He’s chiseled (fit), pun intended, but he’s uncut (which may or may not offend even more, not sure). You are going to see a frustratingly billy bollocks bratwurst and bollocks.

Now you’re seeing a bit of it and it’s not in focus, but it’s there. You can exit this page, close your browser, flee the scene!! I just pray that you’re not at work right now. It’s not safe.
I just realized this following image was the picture I chose for the header of this post. So, you’ve already seen that dingus. I just hope you weren’t shocked and angered by the sight of the heavy metal little monkey.

That being said, the next picture is even more graphic and NSFW. Stop scrolling!

I’m sorry.